crunchy toast

woot! lookie lookie, i gotsta new fun comment thingy! comment comment i order you! muah ha ha ha ha!! muah ha ha ha!!! *runs off to play with zippo i will be getting for my birthday this year. :P (all my friends are broke, its gonna be a joint presant)

TAKS is of the devil!! i hate standardized testing. not only do they not teach us the stuff, but the essay promts are so stupid it's almost impossible to write a proper essay on!! no wonder we get crappy results. and now if we fail we have to take some sort of class, its sucks ass!! arrg.. and come on, what kind of a prompt is 'why is it important to accept people for who they are'? hate hate hate hate. at least they gave us snacks this year. and if we had 95% attendance we get an hour long lunch fri, but thats not very likely.

woot!!! i have discovered the loverly joys of guy pants!!! *shrieks in happieness and jumps around * they are comfy, and baggy, and have pockets!!! ooodles of pockets!!!!! we hateses stupid guys with thier 'comfy cloths.' id like to see you running around all day in jeans so tight they go up your ass every time you sit down. i will conver to guy pants. :P

woot! i must say, i had a fun valentines day. mostly watched movies and ate various forms of sugar and caffiene at a friends house, then the next morning 'borrowed' beforementioned friends horrible body spray and had fun lighting it on fire. and i was not the one who was doing it over her bedspread. that was vinny. i made sure to sit on the window sill and do it outside, so dont blame me for any scorch marks.

i feel like i have no time this semester. i know i do, but i spend alot of time on the computer and doing homework, and it seems like i never do anything else. meh. need to get a relaxing weekend. away from internet access. *screams in mortal terror and withers away*

heh, happy anti-valentines day everyone!! what a perfect day to celebrate school's valentine's day, friday the 13. :P heh, makes me happy. cept my friends kinda fucked it up for me. i was happy, all in black, my little anti-valentine pinned onto my shirt, and during second period i start getting these flowers. the first one was nice, the second was cute, the third was funny. the next six were not. hollen convinced nine people to send me fucking flowers. by the fith or so, i was huddling in my desk in terror everytime a delivery person came to the door. :P everyone would laugh when they called out my name. meh. it would have been sweet if they came all at once, but noooo... i have to get nine SEPARATE deliveries. i coulda died. stupid friends. and they laughed at me after.

dont worry yall, no lasting grudges, i got over it by say... seventh period. share the love.

heh. for a video project on the 'dangers of listing to heavy metal' i had to 'alter' some baby dolls an stuffed animals. i made one baby all goth with a perminant marker and various types of sharp pointy things, and i cut the arm off the other and sewed it onto the head of a rabbit toy!!! hehe.. made me happy, but i couldnt sleep in the same room as them. i am their creator. they prolly want to 'alter' me. :P

color. definitly color. infact, half the people who noticed didnt even realize it was shorter. :P oh well. i think the most annoying statement ever is, 'your hair is purple!' no shit sherlock!! arrg. after saying, 'yes, it is' innumerable times, i have devised a new respnose. 'oh, it is?! how the hell did that happen???!' it gets interesting responses. unfortionately, purple is the school color. i have now been accused several times of having 'school spirit.' bah humbug.

woot! a new month! yay for no school mondays. :P i love lazing around. and i loooooove sleeping in late when my brother has to go to school. MUAH HA HA HA!! heh. i suppose later i will have to do some sort of homework, but that is later. i shall not think of it.

i have decided to dye my hair purple!!! i cut it shorter yesterday, and i am going to take a poll on whether people mention the color or length first. what fun.