RETURNS FROM THE DEAD!!! ... or at least hibernation
Monday, January 26
Friday, January 23
kitty
lying so still
faint rise and fall
betraying life
in gentle breath
YOU AINT NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG!!!! *jumps up and starts wildly dancing around the room, singing loudly* CRYING ALL THE TIME!!!!!!!! *leans out window* YOU AINT NOTHING BUT A HOUND DOG!! *sings on, gently serinading the mesmerized neigbors* AND YOU AINT NO FRIEND OF MINE!!! OOWW WHOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! yeeeeah. *bows and ducks thrown objects.* damn. ive had that in my head aaaalll day.
lying so still
faint rise and fall
betraying life
in gentle breath
YOU AINT NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG!!!! *jumps up and starts wildly dancing around the room, singing loudly* CRYING ALL THE TIME!!!!!!!! *leans out window* YOU AINT NOTHING BUT A HOUND DOG!! *sings on, gently serinading the mesmerized neigbors* AND YOU AINT NO FRIEND OF MINE!!! OOWW WHOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! yeeeeah. *bows and ducks thrown objects.* damn. ive had that in my head aaaalll day.
Wednesday, January 21
http://test.thespark.com/deathtest/death.cgi
hah hah!!! i am going to live till i am 80!! and i am going to die of alien abduction. or cancer. one of the two. hope its abduction, cancer sounds awfuly painfull. take the test!!! lol, but its long. warning you.
hah hah!!! i am going to live till i am 80!! and i am going to die of alien abduction. or cancer. one of the two. hope its abduction, cancer sounds awfuly painfull. take the test!!! lol, but its long. warning you.
Tuesday, January 20
girl scout season!!!!! you gotta love it!!! oh the cookies.... though i always end up broke (or in debt) and od'ed on sugar. but thin mints... i cant resist the thin mints. unfortionately i have two friends selling them, two!!! and i have to buy from both of them. meh. twice as many cookies!! there is a bright side to everything involving cookies.
yay for three day breaks!!! i saw two new movies this weekend, 28 days later and starship troopers. whoooh... 28 days was a scary movie. like an artistic horrer. so theres lots of suspense and blood and guts, but its all, 'look at me, im artistic, im gonna scare the shit out of you!! hahahahahah!!' yeah. and starship troopers was so horribly bad that it was hilarious. hope it was supposed to be funny.
yay for three day breaks!!! i saw two new movies this weekend, 28 days later and starship troopers. whoooh... 28 days was a scary movie. like an artistic horrer. so theres lots of suspense and blood and guts, but its all, 'look at me, im artistic, im gonna scare the shit out of you!! hahahahahah!!' yeah. and starship troopers was so horribly bad that it was hilarious. hope it was supposed to be funny.
Friday, January 16
eeeehh... tired. sooooo tired. and dont know why. its not even that late. hmm. hot tubbing in the rain is the best. and pizza. hot tubbing in the rain with pizza. cept the pizza might get soggy... or melt away. hm. rain proof pizza. i need to invent rain proof pizza so i can go hot tubbing in the rain with pizza. not with pizza, eating pizza. if it was in the hot tub with me, it would definitly get soggy. stupid pizza.
Wednesday, January 14
today at lunch i discovered the most beautifull thing ever. i have tried painting the ground w/ nail polish and burning it, but it doesnt work, so today i dipped a little stick into my nail polish bottle, and lit it on fire!!! whoosh!!! it burned. i had to drop it and then it burned some more. then the grass started burning... so i had to stomp it out. but much fun.
lighters are the best. i need a zippo. *burns schtuff.*
lighters are the best. i need a zippo. *burns schtuff.*
Tuesday, January 13
arrrg crap crappity crap crap!!! cd player stil broken. i decided it was mad at me and gave it some time of its own, then appologized, but its still being an ass. all broken like. *rants and raves a bit more* meh.
i was thinking today, wouldnt it be cool if we went back to a barter system? perhaps it would prevent the corruption caused by money and distribute wealth more evenly. but probably not. i just think it would be cool cuz i have no money, but lots of pointless crap i could get rid of. whatever.
i am catwoman today!!! *hiss* readers beware, your in for a scare!! *bats at tail, then runs off after an invisible mouse*
i was thinking today, wouldnt it be cool if we went back to a barter system? perhaps it would prevent the corruption caused by money and distribute wealth more evenly. but probably not. i just think it would be cool cuz i have no money, but lots of pointless crap i could get rid of. whatever.
i am catwoman today!!! *hiss* readers beware, your in for a scare!! *bats at tail, then runs off after an invisible mouse*
Monday, January 12
meh. my friend just got a video camera for her birthday, and we're walking to seventh, and i am ranting about something or another while she is pointing her damn camera at me and 'promising' she is not recording. -_- like im gonna ever believe her again. then i broke my cd player. i dropped it (again) in seventh, and now it claims it has no cd when it does!!! i yelled at it a bit, and shook it, but no success so far. stupid thing. its never got all broken before when i dropped it. execept for the cover thingy.
Thursday, January 8
arrrrggg!!! hate hate hate!!! what is with these teachers that expect us to do work?!?!?! it really sucks when its the nice ones that give you a ten page paper to write by monday. well, ill do it, but dont expect it to be good!!!! im not very coherent early in the morning!! or night. or afternoon. or.... hmm.... i think i shall stop there. although in all reality, i do beleve i am least coherent when with my friends. they are bad influences.
Monday, January 5
hmm... what is it about the simpsons? they are stupid, the jokes are overdone and tend to be pointless body humor, the charicters are badley drawn and steriotypical, yet i watch it every sunday religiously along with futerama. i think that matt groening has discovered an essential part of the human psyche and now exploits it merclessly. meh. he will rule the world some day. all will love him and despair.
wow, that is pretty scary.
wow, that is pretty scary.
Friday, January 2
HAHAHAHAH!!! I MAKE FIRST POSTIE OF THE NEW YEAR!!!! heeheehee heh. sorry been so long long time, been living w/ the relatives, and not much comp time. anyways, funny story.
last night we are all playing this game, well not really playing it cuz its late and my aunt made us screwdrivers. except w/ rum not vodka. so not really screwdrivers, we called them BB's cuz her name is bernice. whoo, off topic. okay, so 12 at night, we're playing this game being really noisy. so my cousin, who is trying to sleep cuz she has work today,.. or tomorrow last night... (ook) comes in, looking sleepy, and she says, 'did one of you guys answer my cell phone a minute ago?' (she's in her moms room and called her cell from her home phone) we look confused and say no, we didnt even hear it ring. so she says, 'oh. i just called it and told someone to keep it down, and she said 'ok'. but it wasnt you.' then my mom starts laughing hystericly (screwdrivers :P) so she can hardly breath.
whoo aahh. hehe.. what fun.
last night we are all playing this game, well not really playing it cuz its late and my aunt made us screwdrivers. except w/ rum not vodka. so not really screwdrivers, we called them BB's cuz her name is bernice. whoo, off topic. okay, so 12 at night, we're playing this game being really noisy. so my cousin, who is trying to sleep cuz she has work today,.. or tomorrow last night... (ook) comes in, looking sleepy, and she says, 'did one of you guys answer my cell phone a minute ago?' (she's in her moms room and called her cell from her home phone) we look confused and say no, we didnt even hear it ring. so she says, 'oh. i just called it and told someone to keep it down, and she said 'ok'. but it wasnt you.' then my mom starts laughing hystericly (screwdrivers :P) so she can hardly breath.
whoo aahh. hehe.. what fun.
